Thursday, October 18, 2007

24 Gear Solid


What if...
Jack Bauer and Solid Snake joined forces? There would be no more need for police, or a military for that matter. This two man army would protect not only the United States but also the world from tyranny, driven only by altruism and justice (and fueled by hatred for Division/FoxHound). Crime would be diminished, poverty and disease would be nonexistent, and everyone would wake up on Tempur-Pedic mattresses and eat Special K (with strawberries) every morning. Along with President Snake Eyes (see post below), the United States would truly be the land of opportunity so many blindly see it as.
This would make the best made-for-TV movie EVER.

1 comment:

Yumi Sakugawa said...

Conroyboy is back in the blog-whore network! I miss you COnroy!