Wednesday, December 26, 2007

What the World Needs Now...

Yes. FINALLY.
Some things to think about:
-If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
-How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
-How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
-Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
-Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
-Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
-If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?