24 Gear Solid

What if...

Jack Bauer and Solid Snake joined forces? There would be no more need for police, or a military for that matter. This two man army would protect not only the United States but also the world from tyranny, driven only by altruism and justice (and fueled by hatred for Division/FoxHound). Crime would be diminished, poverty and disease would be nonexistent, and everyone would wake up on Tempur-Pedic mattresses and eat Special K (with strawberries) every morning. Along with President Snake Eyes (see post below), the United States would truly be the land of opportunity so many blindly see it as.

This would make the best made-for-TV movie EVER.

African Ninja

Have you noticed that the northeast portion of Africa is a giant ninja head? I mean, I'm sure the first place people think of finding a hidden ninja village is in Japan...but Africa? I guess that's why it was hidden for all this time. UNTIL NOW.

I bet their president is Storm Shadow. In that case, forget Obama; I'm voting for Snake Eyes!

(thanks Mullet.)

Ode to Olive.

Best. Bartender. Ever.

New UNDFTD Location(?)

How mysterious! Spotted while waltzing down La Brea. A new Undefeated location? If not another UNDFTD store, then at least it should be related to the name...seeing as "Play Dirty" is their recent slogan, one can't help but wonder what this new venture is going to be. I guess their clothing line is strong enough to justify a new store...or maybe not. A women's store maybe? This will give Kendo (a few blocks away) some mean competition.

I don't even know why I care about this that much. I gave up sneakers like chocolate on Lent.